![]() A lowlife rumored (but not proven) to be in Jones' entourage opened fire, shooting two people and paralyzing a man. He allegedly smashed her head on the stage. Furthermore, they knew he was the instigator of a tragedy at a Las Vegas strip club in 2007, when Pacman made it rain $100 bills, "for visual effect," he later claimed, and then objected when an exotic dancer started collecting the cash. Dallas brought him over from Tennessee knowing about his rap sheet: felony vandalism, assault, public intoxication, obstruction of justice, disorderly conduct, etc. That's the perfect, maddening Pacman story: He's been busted countless times without receiving a long-term prison sentence. ![]() Seriously, how is this guy still playing in the NFL? He had his Cadillac seized in a 2006 cocaine bust, but the ride was not registered in his name at the time, so he went unpunished and later bought the car back at a police auction. Pacman evades justice like his namesake evades those four ghouls. So, cue that Inner Circle jam on your playlist ( HUH!) as we count down 14 other Bad (Cow)Boys. Michael Irvin might not even ask for his face to be pixelated so that he could cut a promo for the NFL Network. The media would at last have to display the grim truth about the Cowboys. If America’s shadiest team combined forces with America’s best reality show, minds and TVs would start a race to blow up first. Really, the best karmic payback we can hope for is a dream-come-true in which a Dallas Cowboy finally gets arrested on an episode of COPS. Ever hear about those stars that are so many light years away from Earth that once we see them in the present, they've already burned out? Such is the star on the 50-yard line at AT&T Stadium.Īnother reason why the Cowboys are scorned is because they call themselves “America’s Team.” They've been underachievers since the days of phone booths, but since their hype just keeps going, that never feels like enough comeuppance-especially when considering the parade of scofflaws owner Jerry Jones has enabled. It has been nearly two decades since they last won the Super Bowl, yet they're still regarded by many as an elite team. 1) threw sacks of cash at a monstrous sociopath to strengthen their defense (which didn't work).Ģ) twice lost their franchise QB to a broken collarbone (thanks to that stellar offensive line that never fails to protect him- wait, that doesn't make sense).
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